Application
I would like to formally apply for the position of politician
I can do a dam good impression of giving a shit
I have an amazing collection of blue ties
I have a rich mummy and daddy
I know which knife, fork and spoon to use
I have never performed manual labour, so my skins nice
I know some really big words
I say the lord’s prayer like I mean it
I studied law, but never practice it
I have empathy, I once said hello to a homeless guy
I am white but quite ok with orange people
I want to retire after 7 years on a fat pension
Please consider
Over privileged
Andrew Ballard
2020
