I would like to formally apply for the position of politician 

I can do a dam good impression of giving a shit

I have an amazing collection of blue ties

I have a rich mummy and daddy 

I know which knife, fork and spoon to use 

I have never performed manual labour, so my skins nice

I know some really big words 

I say the lord’s prayer like I mean it

I studied law, but never practice it

I have empathy, I once said hello to a homeless guy

I have a desire to serve the people,  Daddy told me to say that

I am white but quite ok with orange people 

I have a good understanding of society I watch netflix

I want to retire after 7 years on a fat pension 

Please consider

Over privileged 

Andrew Ballard 



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